Thursday, February 16, 2006

Entwistle pleads not guilty to murder charges

Ok, here’s the perfect asshole for the day. This guy kills his wife and kid, then runs like a pansy back home. Plus he shots them both with his father-in-law’s gun, .22-caliber pistol! What was he thinking? That’s meant to maim people who come into your home, or maybe to shoot groundhogs, but certainly not for killing anything over 20 pounds.

Let me paint a picture for you once. Let’s pretend that his wife was a total bitch, making his life a living hell on a daily basis. Let’s say that she pushed him so far that he simply went off of his rocker and snapped. Well, than why kill the kid? His poor little 9-month-old daughter Lillian, the world had plans for her. Her life was going to be a bit hectic, traveling back and forth from the U.S. to England every few months, but all this would make for a better understanding of differing countries and cultures. Just after graduating high school, she was to attend college at Britain's University of York. Her major was going to be government. This was going to lead her into a position at the White House, eventually getting her into the position she was going to be known for, history’s greatest diplomat. But no, this selfish bastard had to wreck it all! She was 9 freaking months old, 9 months! What the hell!!!! She didn't even get a chance to piss anyone off.

I know, I know, guilty until proven innocent, yada, yada, yada. The way I look at it, he’s pretty much fried already, he has three major things against him. First, he’s white, second, he was never famous or played football professionally, and third Johnny Cochran died last year.

3 Comments:

Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2008 said...

he be toast

2/16/2006 9:44 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

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2/17/2006 8:41 AM  
Blogger Carnealian said...

Yea, that whole jetting off to England thing didn't make him appear guilty at all. That was smart thinking.

2/17/2006 9:57 AM  

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