Sunday, November 05, 2006

Full frontal nudity

Full frontal nudity… In a busy bar… With a very good band…

Long story made short is this. Dean mooned me after I made some sort of smart-ass remark. Shortly after, I setup a verbal and visual trap for him where I pulled his pants down to his knees from behind, underwear included.

While I was apologizing to a few women for the event, two of them said they supposedly ‘missed it’.

6 Comments:

Blogger Carnealian said...

Why wasn't I called to witness this event??? There you guys go having fun without me! This must stop!

11/08/2006 1:56 PM  
Blogger Dorman said...

Too drunk to even care at that point and if you remember I just kept talking while pulling up my pants, like nothing happened. true professional streaker here.

11/12/2006 12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehe, that's really funny. you must be a great friend!

11/12/2006 9:06 PM  
Blogger mattandriver said...

Yea, that you did. You're so smooth...

11/15/2006 9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in conversation with Mr. Dorman at the time. I can vouch for the fact that he was drunk and that he continued talking - I barely broke eye contact with him. (So I cannot confirm or deny any rumors). He seems comfortable with his anatomy, but the influence of alcohol has been known to convince us of a lot of things that aren't necessarily rooted in fact...... ;) ~K

11/22/2006 1:28 PM  
Blogger mattandriver said...

Anonymous;

You sound so professional when your not saying things like fucko and trac….

11/22/2006 8:18 PM  

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