Sunday, February 26, 2006

Some of these look bad.

I have been informed of some newer viruses that have been identified. Although this is not my specialty, I feel it my civic duty to pass them on to the rest of you. Please be careful with this information, as it been known to effect people in different ways. Call you doctor or network administrator if you feel weak or see signs of new hair growth.

Watch Out For These!!!

The GEORGE BUSH VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses
of mass destruction.

The JOHN KERRY VIRUS - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The BILL CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO
memory.

The AL GORE VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep counting and
re-counting.

The BOB DOLE VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The MONICA LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back.

The MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes.

The OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then
slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.

The ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The PROZAC VIRUS - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care.

The MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS - Only attacks minor files.

The LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy... then discards it through Windows.

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