Wednesday, June 21, 2006

So many ass clowns, so little time

Sometimes I just don’t get people. The following story was copied for your reading pleasure from Here

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006
Coach asked to leave a game in Sunbury
SUNBURY – A coach from Sunbury has been charged with disorderly conduct after being asked to leave a little league game yesterday. Sunbury police say 29-year old Terry Young became angry after a decision was made and started yelling profanities in front of the kids in the dugout at Merle Phillips Baseball Field. Police say at one point, Young had to be restrained and was told not to return to the area. He was cited for disorderly conduct by District Judge Carl Rice. (Ali Stevens)

Now, here’s the real story. Weeks before the season even started, us board members, fellow coaches and commissioners voted this guy to be this year’s asshole. (There’s one every year) Evidently, this guy had moved up to this area recently. At one point, during a work party weekend, weeks before practices started, three of us had met up with this guy early in the morning to settle some things that had been said previously. This guy thinks he know more about baseball than Barry Bonds. His mouth goes like a ducks ass, speaking about himself. All the other assistant coaches on his kid’s team, as well as Mike (Head coach and good friend who kept me up to almost midnight last night talking about it all) are all sick of him running his mouth.
Well, then his kid strikes out, ending the inning. This guy decides to go chew his kid’s ass out for not following this hand signal that apparently him and his dad have going, TO SWING OR NOT, AT A BALL THAT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN PITCHED YET! So one thing led to another and this ass clown goes off on Mike, big time, in the dug out full of 10-year-old kids.
Just so everyone reading this blog knows, you cannot say the following words around kids. Ready??? Here goes the list, of the Terry-Young-ism’s.

#%#%#^% %^$#^#%^ T#$^#%^%# *(&^(*&^*^* (*^(*^*(*(*&^(*^ ()&)(*&()&)(& #!$$#!$!$!$!@$ U%&*%&%%&%* ^%&*%&&*%& *(&^*&^*^*^*^*^(*(*^ U^*&*&^*^*&^**^ ^%$^$^^$ ^%#$^%#^%#&*(&*%&%^$^#^$&%&%^%$^^&&*^(*&^%%$%^*^%^%$^^&*%&%^$^%$&%*&^#%#$&*^%$^#^$&%^^(*^*%&%&&&%%&$^$^&!!!!!

All said within 5 minutes, in the dug out, with all the kids on his own team, to his own kid’s head coach. Nice!


Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

what scares me is how long has this guy been running around lose before this happened.

6/21/2006 10:57 PM  
Blogger Dorman said...

I think what we have here is a cultural difference...a matter of us not being tolerant enough of others' different ways of communicating with or raising their children. Maybe in Mr. Young's culture / religion, god told someone to speak to their children like that and thus he is only following the law and word of the prophets.

who are you to judge? at least he didn't make his son play in a burka.

tolerance friends... just because we didn't like witnessing it and we think it is harmful, does not mean that we have the right to stop it.

6/22/2006 4:59 AM  
Blogger mattandriver said...


You're a real piece of work my friend...

6/22/2006 10:04 PM  
Blogger Dorman said...

no, just some wisdom I have learned from readers on my blog.

6/24/2006 11:51 AM  

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