Sunday, January 29, 2006

Just posting

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite
case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England.

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and
now she's a senator from New York.

3 Comments:

Blogger Crystal said...

A fish somehow got seperated from his school. While he was swimming around frantically trying to find his fellow fishies, he swam into a wall!

What did he say?????


DAM!

i'm the queen of cheese

1/30/2006 12:22 AM  
Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

oh man we are on the same page again today.

1/30/2006 12:57 PM  
Blogger mattandriver said...

Cyrs:

I thought it was pretty good for being cheesy, but my daughter only rates it a 5.

1/30/2006 4:43 PM  

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