The things I never considered; a parody of sorts. (Part I)

I live next to a small stream. It only floods every now an then during periods of heavy rain, once or twice a year at most. The water has never reached the trailer, or it’s foundation, but I do loose whatever is in the back yard at the time. My insurance company always cuts me a check for whatever we loose so it’s now big deal. It’s almost nice because then we can go out and buy new stuff. Last year we lost the gas grill, all the kids’ toys and our LP tank. Once I got the check from the insurance company, we had everything replaced within a few days. The kids love their new yard dart game.

Um Sir, have you ever stopped to consider where all your items end up after the floods? Do you thing they just disappear into some sort of great abyss or what? You may not realize it but you’re just as bad as the guy who throws his trash out into the streets. Wake up and except some responsibility.

I grew up on the farm as my father and grandfather did. I know life was hard for them too but in today’s world we just can’t make ends meet. Our government controls so many aspects of the market today that there’s no way in hell I can ever get my head above water. We hate to loose the land, but I just had to do it. Last year I sold the entire 140 acres to a developer. The houses look nice so far, but they sure are close together.

Sir, do you still own a shotgun? If so, grab it and let’s take a ride to see a local congressman.

To be Continued…