OMG!!!
It’s been a bit of a competition at work to find, and eat the hottest wings found. Long story made short is this: Today, Jeremy brought in his newest contestant. During his trip to Maryland’s beaches this weekend, he once again made a purchase at a place called Peppers. The vile sauce had an ‘eye-dropper’ in the lid, and on another bet, I put a drop on my meatloaf. OMG!!!!!!! The initial reaction was bad, but had no comparison to the heartburn I had the rest of the day.
I’m not looking forward to tomorrow, if you know what I mean.
I’m not looking forward to tomorrow, if you know what I mean.
posted by mattandriver at 10:24 PM
3 Comments:
bring on the sauce!!!
There's apricot nectar in the sauce, it can't be THAT hot! LOL! I'm kidding, I'm sure it's really hot. I don't want any parts of it.
Ok, so here is the scoop. I was graciously given the bottle to try for myself and therefore I dove in tongue first. We went to Wendy's so I could get the usual spicy chicken sandwich which is about as hot as ice cream to me. Then I took 3 large dropperfuls of this sauce and slathered it on 1/2 of the sandwich. Reading the label told me that it was only habeneros and not the dreaded Scottish Bells so I have eaten my share of these buggers in my life.
Biting in immediately produced a burn repsonse in my mouth, which is pretty hard to do anymore. No sweat, no mucus, just some burn. After about 4 more bites I could taste the habenero flavor and it wasn't too bad. I gave a small bite to my son who immediately went into crisis.
All good for me so far, stuff is hot, I feel it but I finish my sandwich with no crisis. Then 30 minutes passed....
My girlfriend is a nurse so I always feel like I have a safety net when stuff like this happens. But I started to feel some pain, not burn, in my upper stomach area. Felt like the top of my stomach was trying to implode around a knife. Hmmm. Ok, so over the next 30 minutes I find myself face down on the carpet because my whole stomach decided to get into the act. I've never been knifed but I can imagine this is what it felt like. My son to the rescue with loads of milk and tums. 20 mins later and I was almost ambulatory again.
The next day i shit my brains out.
Good sauce. Jeff is a fag
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